For the answer, the universe would be destroyed. Better to just carry a sign. Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. What if the entire continental US was on a decreasing slope from West to East. With practice, it's possible to throw a book every 800 milliseconds, which means that if human attackers are sprinting towards you, you'll have three or four chances to hit them before they reach you. What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? It would be vapourized before it got close to the Sun. When they reached For many people, the fact that Donald Trump thought nuking hurricanes would be a good idea automatically means it must be insane. The what if? a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? 2 came out. How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? story by using. ", "I never said that," Trump retorted. turbulent warm water and explosion debris. According to the report, as It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years. "He made it up. 8000+ feet)? The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union (now Russia), possibly increasing the arms race tensions between the two countries. shooter is at sea level and catcher is up a mountain at the extreme range of the gun. Explosion. How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely? When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card. It then seemed to stop completely after those two, and it took more than a year (62 weeks) before #157. What height would humans reach if we kept growing through our whole development period (i.e. is a blog hosted on the xkcd.com domain and written by Randall Munroe with entries posted occasionally. At least two comics coming out right after this was referencing this article. swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. Mount Thor would allow the longest fall an-AAAAAAAAAAA What if one were to drop 3,000 bouncy balls from a seven story parking structure onto a person walking on the sidewalk below? The others not so much. blog. And there probably isn't a point in having the hurricane police just guess which storms they think will become huge to keep the number of yearly nukes to a more reasonable five or six, especially when they might be wrong every time. What if I made a lava lamp out of real lava? What if you shined a flashlight (or a laser) into a sphere made of one-way mirror glass? After article 136 was released on April 12, 2015, Randal took a, At the time Randall wrote a note stating "What If updates are temporarily on hold, and will resume on July 14th, 2015 at 7:49:59 AM EDT.". asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the How long could I stay safely at the surface? HIDDEN FEATURE: The inside of this book has words and pictures, plus a special UK foreword. What a great axe that would be! Enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic Ocean in a . So, you're falling from a height above the tallest building in your town, and you don't have a parachute. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds? Humans have always wanted to control the weather, even if that just meant praying to a god for rain. A CEO on the other hand, would be in trouble. What if you were to somehow ignite the pollen that floats around in the air in spring? Everyone Practices Cancel Culture | Opinion, Deplatforming Free Speech is Dangerous | Opinion. ", "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. the continental shelf. This comic gives ludicrous and ironic upcoming hurricane paths on an unlabelled map of the Americas that shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern South America.Blue and red dotted lines indicate the future hurricane paths. How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? James P. Kossin, a researcher with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who was part of the study, says flat out, "We're making these storms more deleterious." The ninth break in total. Probably not. After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. This came out after a three week countdown revealing the image from the cover of the new book over 136 frames released with about 4 hours between each frame. In 1962, physicist Freeman Dyson wrote a memo discussing eight possible I just moved into a new apartment. How much damage would a hail storm with size 5 soccer ball sized hail do? What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now - only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees? The nature of the food chain means even radioactive plankton could end up harming much larger marine life. What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? Before publishing the first what if? Did WWII last longer than the total length of movies about WWII? What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? After the break only three articles were released, two more were released after article 137 over three weeks, the last article 139 released on August 4, 2015. So being a person on a budget what's the best way to use my free faucet to generate electricity? What if I tried to re-enter the atmosphere in my car? As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? book, articles were posted weekly. Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. What if I took a swim in a typical spent nuclear fuel pool? Far more than a book for geeks, WHAT IF: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions explains the laws of science in operation in a way that every intelligent reader will enjoy and feel much the smarter for having read. After effectively describing what would occur as a nuclear explosion, leveling the stadium and the surrounding mile radius, he concludes with the note "A careful reading of official Major League Baseball Rule 6.08(b) suggests that in this situation, the batter would be considered 'hit by pitch', and would be eligible to advance to first base.". What would kill me first? How long would humanity last? National Geographic says it was a meteorologist named Jack W. Reed who first pitched the idea of using nukes peacefully, by dropping them on hurricanes. rim. beneath the waters of the Pacific. Why can't we do that? (Assuming the average composition of rock were maintained.). water above bulges up, though only slightly, over a large area. waters of the Gulf of Mexicos Loop Current sometimes cause hurricanes How many molecules of the ink would be used? The second break came a year after the first and was also a Christmas break before article 77 was released on December 31, 2013. Would it negate the need for a heat shield? The 'reality' and consequences of using multiple cars (that are not your own) to construct a trans-Atlantic highway. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). This site is not under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License like xkcd is. In the first Superman movie, Superman flies around Earth so fast that it begins turning in the opposite direction. After that they were released weekly for almost three years, with just a few times with two (and once three) weeks between releases, up until article 136 was released on April 12, 2015 (2 years and 40 weeks). When (if ever) did the sun go down on the British empire? The debris takes What's the worst thing that can happen if you misuse a pressure cooker in an ordinary kitchen? Liquid tungsten? If you drop a 7kg bowling ball over the side, how long would it take to hit the bottom? Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon. Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring? 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions is out! The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. Would it eventually reach a point where it would float? This was so far the second longest break. But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. Absolutely! Instead, it blows a hole in the 70% of the time you would end up in the ocean. First after 17 more weeks releases began again with article 141 on Tuesday January 16, 2016. In most cases this tends to heat the bowl or plate more than the food. So during the summer of 2016, it seemed it was down to about one release every two months but then it increased. It includes this rather And it's not possible anyway, since nukes are not giant, cutting-edge fans. Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. There is no way to tell in advance which ones will develop." And if so, what kind of bird would it take? With the announced release of the what if? When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. There's just too much of a chance that the unknown could happen and result in an epic, deadly disaster. The most obvious concern when it comes to nuking a hurricane, of course, is nuclear fallout. The tree and splash would be great. It wasn't: "To everyone's horror, [Hurricane King] then pivoted taking an impossible 135-degree turn and began racing into Savannah, Georgia, causing $3 million in damage ($32 million today) and killing one person.". With less than 3 weeks between releases, releases seems to have become more regular in the beginning of 2017. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. Again. How long would it take for the population of the world to read them all out loud? Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. According to the New York Times, a study released in 2020 looked at satellite images from 1979 to the present to see what was up with hurricane activity. "A clean device would minimize lingering activity placed in the atmosphere," he wrote in his 1959 presentation. each. But what about the edge of ultracentrifuges, or generator turbines that have been running for years, for example? If we could convert the energy to build the Great Pyramid, would it be enough to send a rocket to the Moon and back? It is the 2nd book published by Randall. Does it converge to a fixed cycle? The first couple dozen ideas scientists came up with were totally ineffective, but the next big breakthrough could be right around the corner. In terms of human-made objects, has Voyager 1 travelled the farthest distance? If everybody in the US drove west, could we temporarily halt continental drift? Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. What would happen if you opened a portal between Boston (sea level) and Mexico City (elev. A source at a meeting with the then-president gave a paraphrased version of what Trump said to the news site: "I got it. Are they really equivalent? If Michael Phelps could hold his breath indefinitely, how long would it take for him to reach the lowest point in the ocean and back if he swam straight down and then straight back up? I bike to class sometimes. Most of the what if? This is potentially hazardous to some ships, but This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). 2 book. }}, xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/upcoming_hurricanes.png, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. They're so huge, they're so powerful." 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