[57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. Hiding, are you? This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. Destiny is not written in stone PEEVES! When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. Book 6, Brotherhood. Harry Potter is a slut. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Why should he feel bad about that? After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. 7. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Develop your characters. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. The Second Wizarding War began. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. He felt perfectly content. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. "Well at least we know Potter's an . Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. Thank you for signing up! Dont worry, however. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. Didnt find what you were looking for? [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). He has no shame. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Lots of sex. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. by snarkysweetness. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. by Sarah1281. Work Search: Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. 1. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Munga. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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